My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
What if they glow blue when orcs are near?
maybe they do, I mean when have you and an orc been in the same room?
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?